Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Awkward Moments
So today my son, who's actions I gotta tell you are starting to seriously worry me, put on this play for us Royals after these actors came. And I mean PUT on a play. He was all serious in how he wanted everything perfect, and I think he was scaring the players, cause they kept talking to themselves with these worried faces. Which worries me. And then he goes and puts his head on Ophelia's lap! I don't get his angle; is he angry at her or something or does he love her? Cause if he does love her then being dirty to her isn't the way to show it. I don't think he really likes her; it has to be the hormones. And then halfway through the play Claudius left suddenly, and I thought 'You could say excuse me!' That man sometimes aggravates me. I'm pretty sure it's his prostate, and I have told him time and time again to go get it checked out. I mean, the play was good, so what else could it be? Other than Hamlet's weird behavior. I need to put my mothering pants on and deal with this. I keep worrying that this is going to get out of control.
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Mother ! I believe you need to learn how to keep your pants on. You are such a disgrace and I'm sure father is turning over in his grave at your incestuous marriage. Let's be frank mother dearest. The truth is your a lair. How about we try and clear the air. I'm mad ... use the meaning of that however you wish. You think that im slipping away from reality but I'm not. I know what kind of game you're playing you manipulative woman! and I promise to be the nagging little mosquitio in your ear for the rest of your days. Beware woman, BEWARE !!
ReplyDeleteMy brother can't do anything about our marriage!It seems as if you're turning your back on your family Hamlet. How would your dear old daddy feel about that?
Delete"Good sir" Father hath been pleased with my acts of late. Family fed thy fire of hate !
Delete(Well dad, my father would be quite pleased with my performance thus far. Besides family is the reason for all of my hatred ! ~ Hamlet)
Ha Ha! When have you ever worn your 'mothering pants'? Please! This must be a joke to make me feel better! You cannot stop what I have already planned, and my prostate has nothing to do with it! And
ReplyDeleteyou you are just like him, but i shall forgive you because you are a true queen. The one and only person who can see conniving and murder and look the other way.